Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.
@ PRISON
@ WORK
You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell
@ PRISON
you spend most of your time in an 6X6 cubicle
@ WORK
You get three meals a day, fully paid for
@ PRISON
you get a break for one meal and
You have to pay for it
@ WORK
For good behavior, you get time off
For good behavior, you get more work
@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
@ PRISON
@ WORK
You must carry a security card
And open all the doors yourself
@ WORK
You can watch TV and play games
@ PRISON
you could get fired for watching
TV and playing games
@ WORK
You get your own toilet
@ PRISON
you have to share the toilet with
People who pee on the seat
@ WORK
They allow your family and friends to visit
@ PRISON
you aren't even supposed to speak
To your family
@ WORK
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
@ PRISON
you must pay all your expenses to go
To work, and they deduct taxes from
Your salary to pay for prisoners
@ WORK
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
you spend most of your time wanting
To get out and go inside bars
@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens
@ WORK
They are called "managers"
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.
Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emails
